Short Cuts: I Wanna Destroy, Possibly? OR Taking A Holiday In Cambodia

Bunchofuckingoofs: Canadian

Alcoholiday Turned Alcoholocaust“;
‘There’s No Solution – So There’s No Problem‘ (1986)

Punk Lost Its Way When It Stopped Believing…

… we were all going to die tomorrow. I grew up knowing tomorrow was never coming… so, where’s the Atomic Bomb I was promised? Because nobody ever trained me for what forever was going to feel like. For the first eighteen years of my life I was raised to be prepared for the bombs to fall… but the fucking things never came. Another eighteen years later and I’m getting pretty tired of waiting so somebody better start pushing some fucking buttons soon because I am definitely not prepared to wait another eighteen fucking years for there to be no tomorrows.

Todays activists keep moaning aboot how we’ll be held accountable by The Children Of Tomorrow, but no generation ever holds the previous one to account. No one is to blame except those living in today’s bombed out village or industrial wasteland: “I didn’t break it, it was broke when I walked into the room, and I’m not picking it up because I had nothing to do with breaking it.” After all, the survivors must be to blame otherwise why would they be punished for living there in the first place? No one is ever held accountable therefore everyone is both blamed and blameless. There must be consequences, we must start penalizing retroactively. We must start beating the elderly more often and with more gusto. Bats. We should all have bats.



About Gabriel

I’ve lived in more than fifty places. I've been paid to pick stones out of fields, take backstage photos of Britney Spears, and report on Internet privacy issues. My photos have been published in several newspapers, and a couple of magazines.
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5 Responses to Short Cuts: I Wanna Destroy, Possibly? OR Taking A Holiday In Cambodia

  1. I, personally, am glad that nuclear armageddon has gone from imminent to eventual.

  2. feartheseeds says:

    Yeah, maybe. But the bat thing is still a pretty good idea. Honest to God I was just aboot to put your photo on my new page… holy freaking crap, and you’re still bitter. Justin… this is awesome.

  3. dumbwaiter says:

    Nuclear powered bats, globattalize your neiboorhood, get one now! Supplies limited!

  4. feartheseeds says:

    And Robots To Swing Them!!!

  5. Pingback: CSN:AFU Week 14 In Review | …cultural sn:afu.

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