

It has been a long long long time coming, but I believe now is the moment to start looking for a job. Nothing major, at least not to start with. Part-time, maybe 15-hours a week, doing something that requires a desk and maybe a couple of assistants, and… lets say, eight weeks vacation.
The last time I pulled down a full-time salary was in 2001, after Telus bought Clearnet Communications for $6.6B. They called me a “Communications Coordinator”, but mostly I played video games at a restaurant near the Scarborough Town Centre, across the highway from the new Telus Mobility HQ. I lasted just over a year, spending most of my $48k/year in quarters playing virtual NASCAR before I left, right after signing a book deal to write about my family and their playful hijinks during the 70’s.
As I walked out the door of the newly minted Telus Mobility, they handed me a Nokia 5180 — which is still packed away somewhere in my basement, two month’s salary, plus my vacation pay, which I then mostly spent on hockey tickets, fresh bagels, rent, cigarettes and a whole lot of alcohol (mostly White Russians and Labatt’s Blue).
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