William Shatner: Canadian

“Common People” (feat. Joe Jackson, Ben Fold); ‘Has Been‘ (2004)

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CSN:AFU Week Twenty-Two

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A Negative Canadian? For Shame!

I was looking through my last few posts… and realized they’ve been pretty negative, or at least not fun — native people being mistreated, the politics of homosexuality, women’s continuing role of having no roles in movies — then I also managed to write, once here and once on The Other Blog, aboot throwing up twice. I really should have called it “de-fooding”. Then there were a couple of questions aboot Canada’s “underbelly” that required some explanations which could be seen as negative — apparently, in India, Canada is known as ‘Land of The Dead Hookers’. So next week it’s back to sex (the good kind), hockey and beavers.

I did manage to update my “Aboot” Page, now with twice the explanation of “Aboot“, and there’s an added photo feature to this page… just ’cause I like you so damn much.

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The Lists:

Five Strangest Search Terms Used To Find CSN:AFU

5) ankle blog “wahm”
4) fuck humanity
3) Bizarre stabbing sense toilet youtube
2) wind power, commercial, manic depressive
1) age of consent in tonga

Honourable Mention: “Jacqui Smith Cleavage Watch”
BTW: This Weeks Jacqui Smith Cleavage Watch: 89 Two Week Total: 347

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Top Five CSN:AFU Posts Since Last Friday:

1) CSN:AFU Monday’s Top Three News Stories — July 02/07
2) Six Canadian Movies You Need To See That Don’t Suck
— Part Four: Ginger Snaps
3) CSN:AFU Monday’s Top Three News Stories — July 09/07
4) Canada: Offering A Safe-Sex Environment Where Humanity Can Fuck Itself Back Together Again
5) Six Canadian Movies You Need To See That Don’t Suck
— Part Three: Heavy Metal

Honourable Mention: Canada: Where Abortion Is So Legal It’s Retroactive OR Why You Never Piss Off Your Canadian Mom

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The Five Blogs I Visited Most This Week

1) Nita: A Wide Angle View Of India
2) Irregular Bones
3) Kamangir (Archer) (real news from inside Iran)
4) …What Was I Looking For?
5) 101 people who are screwing up Canada

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This Week In General:

It has been a really, really quiet… week. I spent the first few days recovering from being ill, then the last few days recovering from my recovery. I’m pretty sure I’ve put the weight I lost back on, which is just a reminder that I really should lose it for good and stop jerking around. I don’t think I’ve walked more than a half-mile a day in a couple of months.

I wrote two pieces for my other blog that didn’t threaten anyone in my family, so that was probably a good week. Over Here I only wrote aboot news, which is more than I probably should have but a lot less than I wanted. I’ve got three pieces nearly completed so there should be a flurry of activity this week. Yay, flurries! I miss winter.

Oh, right, I almost forgot… I found my ‘Rocktober 2004’ copy of Maxim, the one with Avril Lavigne on the cover. So that was pretty cool.

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This Weeks New Posts:

CSN:AFU Monday’s Top Three News Stories — July 09/07
In general last Monday was actually a really interesting news day… as most Monday’s actually are, which — if you were wondering — would be the reason I chose Monday’s to concentrate this little feature on. Yesterday’s News Tomorrow: The Surge; Convictions In 2005 Near-Bombings; IAEA Back Into North Korea; 13-Year Old Girl Convicted Of Murder; Two Charged In RCMP Killings; Fuck Off, The North Pole Is Ours, and; Minister Tells RCMP To Fuck Off.

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Next Week:

A Movie, An Invention And Smiley Faces For Everyone

Maybe I’ll finally get that Global Warming thing done…

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