The good news is the jaws of a house cat, even a Zombiefied one, are too weak and too small to adequately crush your skull, thereby denying it total access to your brain matter. The bad news is the common house cat doesn’t know that.
Technical Stuff: I turned the camera on. After that it was all a blur.
I was sitting on the porch waiting for something and the cat was circling me and unusually friendly, so I started following her with the camera. I took this shot while she was behind me… every shot I took where she thought I was looking came out like some Hello Kitty cartoon. The shots of her behind me… suddenly she’s looking for a kill-spot.