Little Victor Sunday Update | Heat wave pear juice and moving forward

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A few days ago my grandfather, Victor’s recently 88-year old great-grandfather, had a heart attack. He survived. The doctor’s call it a “small” heart attack, but small compared to what?

He’s still in the hospital, they’ve inserted a ‘stent‘ into one of his arteries, now they’re going to wait for a few days to see if it’s necessary to insert others into other arteries. The artery with the stent was 95% blocked, which isn’t good. His cholesterol is good, his blood pressure is relatively normal, but his genetics are working against him.

My mother and her mother have been up to see him, and the report is he’s doing fine. He’s just bored. My little sister, Melissa, lives a few blocks from the hospital and has promised to see him every day, so I don’t think my grandfather will be bored for long.

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Meanwhile Victor spent this past week trying to stay cool, which hasn’t been easy for any of us considering the stifling heat wave we’ve been living with.

This is the second heat wave Victor has been through in his very new life. During the previous one my girlfriend found an air conditioner for her apartment, so Victor and his older brother have a refuge when the humidity drives the temperature over 40C.

I have a few strategically placed fans, so once the temperature drops to a more comfortable mid-30C’s it’s safe to have Victor up here for short bursts. Victor, his mother and I watched “Year Of The Dragon” and “Capote” here on Saturday night, it actually dropped to the low 20C’s, so it was very comfortable. Victor spent most of the night sprawled out on the couch in a ‘Jesus Christ pose’.

As of this past Tuesday Victor is now weighing in at a rotund 17lbs 13.5ozs, and he’s gaining 1/4 pound a week. Which, according to Quentin Tarantino, is a “Royale with cheese” in France every seven days.

Victor has also gained the ability to move forward. He’s not crawling, but while he’s on his stomach he can use his legs to push himself around. So he can now move forward, backwards and roll around almost at will. Pretty soon he’ll be looking for his own apartment.

There are also new noises this week, specifically one where he purses his lips like he just ate ten lemons, and hums. Mostly it sounds like “mungh-mungh-mungh-mah” but then there’s “mungha-mungdah-mungdah-dah”.

New foods this week include creamed corn, creamed chicken, oatmeal with mixed fruit, pear juice and a mixture of prune juice and apple juice. He freaking loves, loves, juice, but I think it’s more the bottle than anything else.

If I hold that bottle in front of him he just goes nuts trying to grab it. His eyes get huge, and completely focused, his arms start waving and his hands clench and unclench. He can’t raise his torso yet, so he can only reach as far as his arms will let him, and once he grabs that bottle he starts trying to jam it into his mouth.

Which, if he grabbed the bottle correctly, is no big deal. But if he grabs the bottle wrong he’ll jam the nipple up his nose, or in his eye, or he’ll try to shove the bottle into his mouth sideways. It takes a few seconds, but he can now readjust and get the business end into his mouth.

And if he’s in his car seat, and the bottle falls beside him, he can now reach over with the opposite arm, grab the nipple and pull it back to a point where he can use both hands to get it back into his mouth.

None of this feels normal. Victor turns seven months old today (Monday, July 12), and it just feels odd sometimes noticing the things he does that mean he’s getting older.

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Music To Break A Canadian Heat Wave

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My little village has been suffering through a week-long heat wave which, I think, is about to break… which would be nice, but it’s a promise we’ve been given all week.

Environment Canada has given us false hope every night of a next-day ‘heat wave breaking’ storm, only to change their mind about it while we were sleeping.

At least the humidity seems to have gone. It’s not the 32C heat that makes you want to give up, it’s the extra ten degrees in ‘humidity points’ that make stepping outside like slowly being smothered to death by one part oxygen and two very pissed off hydrogen molecules.

I don’t really mind the throbbing pain I get just behind my ear when I’m walking down Main Street Vankleek Hill at noon during a heat wave. When I was growing up I worked as a farmhand around Eastern Ontario, hand picking stones out of fields for farmers while it’s 30C, or working in the hay mow where the temperature could get up to infinity plus one.

I came out of the mow once with my shirt covered in blood from my dried out nose, and I couldn’t straighten either arm because I was so cramped from dehydration…. six bucks an hour, baby, six freaking bucks an hour.

When I worked as a fishing guide in Northern Ontario there was a ten day heat wave, during which I worked in a 16-foot, shiny aluminum boat out on a lake all day. My skin actually sloughed off my arms during that one.

It’s the stickiness I hate. My computer mouse sticks to my desk, my fingers stick to the keyboard, my boxers stick to my ass… the PS3 controller is sticky from the 4.5-year old fingers of my girlfriend’s oldest son.

There is one thing I love about heat waves… sitting outside, at night, listening to music played quietly.

This is not music to play Grand Theft Auto IV to… although I’ve been giving it a shot tonight. This is music I listen to while I’m sitting on my balcony, bent slightly sideways on my broken couch, trying to see the mountains through the thick haze as the sun sets or rises, and watching the finches and the doves and the seagulls.

Music I listen to while I recover from an ice cold shower on a hot second-storey balcony.

If you have any problems with the media player, let me know and I’ll get it fixed.

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Mary Margaret O’Hara
Miss America (1988)
“Body’s in Trouble”

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Joni Mitchell
Blue (1971)
“Blue”

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Godspeed You Black Emperor!
Slow Riot for New Zero Kanada (1999)
“Moya”

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Robbie Robertson
Robbie Robertson (1987)
“Somewhere Down the Crazy River”

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Tragically Hip
Phantom Power (1998)
“Bobcaygeon”

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To be honest, this is mostly about posting some great Canadian music… these are all Canadian, by the way. Shame on you for not knowing that.

It generally takes two days for my apartment to cool off after a heat wave breaks. Hopefully by Sunday it won’t feel as though the air coming into my lungs is ready to catch fire.

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Heat wave bakes Vankleek Hill but Champlain Township says “no” to ‘cooling stations’ despite request from EO Health Unit

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People living in Champlain Township and Hawkesbury are being left to find ways to beat the extreme heat on their own.

Due to an ongoing heat wave the Eastern Ontario Health Unit has requested local municipalities make “cooling stations” available to residents living in one of the poorest regions in Canada, and who are without the means to find an escape from the extreme temperatures.

The municipalities, however, say they’re in no condition to offer the service to residents, no matter what the need.

According to the EOHU, a ‘cooling station’ could be an air conditioned local community centre; municipal arena, office or garage; or church, where people could find water and a cool place to regain themselves.

The request was made just days after the EOHU issued a “humidex and smog advisory” for the Vankleek Hill and Hawkesbury region.

“While the humidex and smog advisories are in effect, strenuous outdoor activities are not recommended as they may cause respiratory symptoms such as coughing or shortness of breath, and there is a considerable risk of heat stroke and sun stroke.”

With the ‘humidex’, temperatures in Eastern Ontario have been climbing past 40C for days, and Environment Canada is warning residents of Eastern Ontario to expect the extreme temperatures to continue like this for at least the next month.

But according to spokespeople from both the office for the mayor of Hawkesbury, and the Emergency Services department for Champlain Township, there are no protocols or procedures in place in case of an ongoing heat emergency.

“It’s [cooling stations] not something we’ve ever done here,” a spokeswoman for Champlain Township said in an interview. “But maybe it’s something we should be looking at.”

A spokesperson for the Hawkesbury branch of the EOHU said the problem lays in the Health Unit having no buildings to provide.

“And there’s no coordination between us and the municipalities, who have the buildings,” she said.

Most Canadian cities have protocols in place for when the temperature soars. Montreal is extending the hours for their pools, splash-pads and libraries, and is considering opening their cooling centres.

Meanwhile both Ottawa and Toronto have recently opened their “cooling centres” for the second time this summer.

After a teleconference on Tuesday afternoon with the municipalities of Eastern Ontario, the EOHU announced progress had been made in finding safe places for the elderly and people without the means to own an air conditioner.

But it won’t happen anytime soon.

“We just don’t have the facilities,” a spokesman for Champlain Township said in an interview, “and Hawkesbury’s in the same shape. We could use the [Vankleek Hill] Arena, but the elevator’s broken and most of the people who need the cooling service, also need an elevator.

“There’s no policy in place right now, there are no protocols for this sort of thing, and it’s something we’ll have to look into. But if [the heat wave] were to continue we’d have to look into providing emergency services.”

The best thing to do during the heat wave, according to the EOHU, is to stay connected.

“Ask for help from a family member, friend, or neighbour if the hot weather is making you feel uncomfortable. Keep in daily contact with your friends and family to let them know how you are feeling and, stay connected with other people who have a more difficult time coping with hot weather in your community and help them keep cool.”

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Interviews: Champlain Township; Hawkesbury Mayor’s office; EOHU Hawkesbury; EOHU Cornwall

Sources: CBC; CP24; Eastern Ontario Health Unit; City of Ottawa Health Unit; Toronto Medical Officer of Health; Environment Canada

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Little Victor Sunday Update | Mush fireworks and his first swim

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It’s official, Victor can float. We brought him and Andrew to the pool in Hawkesbury last Monday, the lifeguard was kind enough to let us in a few minutes before the pool opened to the public, so I could take some photos of the event.

Unfortunately I rushed the shots, and the focus was off for all of them. But Victor’s smile is still there. Diane and I took turns helping him float, he’s not really impressed when his head gets wet but, with the help of a life jacket, he does like to bob around like a 17-pound cork.

He splashed himself, and his little legs were kicking madly, so he has already mastered treading water. I figure he’ll be a lifeguard in a year… maybe two.

Andrew, Diane’s oldest son, is getting more comfortable in the pool. The last time we went it took a little while before he’d leave the safety of the stairway into the pool. He’s 4.5-years old, so he still has to wear a life jacket while in the pool, but his leg kicks and paddling are really improving.

There was a tiny girl next to us who kept jumping into the water, sometimes over hoops, then she’d race to get out and do it again. Her father was only there as a witness, she was totally doing it all on her own. So I started to work on getting Andrew to do the same thing.

It took a little while — Andrew would be on the side trying to figure out if he’d survive the jump, and this little girl would jump in three or four times before he finally jumped.

After a little while Andrew was standing on the edge of the pool like he was getting ready for a 100-yard dash, then he’d explode into the air. He still gets nervous when he’s too far from the edge, but he loves jumping into the pool now.

Victor, meanwhile, had a hard time with his bowel movements this week. Like, a really hard time. I think it was just this past Saturday morning when he cried hard off and on for three or four hours, trying to pass a new flavour of mush we fed him earlier.

I think it was broccoli and cheese. I know there was cheese involved. I think that’s the last time for that combo.

Victor has also been having a hard time with his teeth. I suggested using “OraJel”, but apparently that’s a huge non-no. He also ran a fever for a day — which might have been weather related, and he has a slight rash between his legs. He’s been waking up earlier, and crying in his sleep, from the pain and just basically experiencing prolonged discomfort for the first time.

So we’ve been giving him the (very) occasional dose of baby formula liquid Tylenol.

Which seems to work great. We’re into another heat wave, so Victor’s having a hard time with that. I finally have an air conditioner, it’s meant for apartments without typical windows. I hooked the A/C exhaust up to the hole for the dryer exhaust, unfortunately that means the unit has to stay in the kitchen because the hose is only so long.

I had the thing running this afternoon, and there was a noticeable difference in the apartment within thirty minutes. It was 34C today (Sunday), and it’s going to be the same for a few days to come.

My girlfriend has a proper A/C unit in her apartment, which can be kept very comfortably chilled so Victor can bounce around at will. Until now I couldn’t have him here during a heat wave, because he wouldn’t be able to bounce around in his Jolly Jumper, or do much more than roll over, before getting heat exhaustion.

So, hopefully my electric bill doesn’t cripple the postman. It also has a remote control, so I can respect it as a technology.

Victor also experienced his first Canada Day fireworks and, like almost everything non-cheese related, he loved them. It took him a few moments, but he keyed in on the lights and sounds and watched them until the end with a look of amazement on his little face.

We watched them from my balcony along with Andrew, Diane and two of Diane’s friends. From my place we could also see the fireworks in Hawkesbury and L’Orignal… which is always strange. It’s like the explosions of light from that distance are completely out of context.

It’s like they were tiny explosions going off just feet away.

Andrew loves fireworks. I think any four-year old does, but he was screaming out “did you see that one?!”, “that one was my favourite!”, “no, that one was!”. It was hilarious, we could hear the neighbours laughing — the good neighbours, to the north of us, not the wicked gossipping idiots to the west.

My little brother was down for a few days, visiting and writing an exam which will — he hopes — lead him quickly to a job as a police dude. Victor was a little confused, but he and his uncle had a great visit.

My brother, who works for the Toronto Blue Jays, and his wife are having their first child in the next ten days… hopefully.

Overall this was not a great week for Victor, including a Canada Day BBQ lunch where everyone kept poking him and picking him up when all he wanted was to sleep, but he’s a tough kid.

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Once hailed as a hero Hawkesbury OPP officer charged with assault

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A Hawkesbury OPP officer is facing an assault charge stemming from a March 20 incident, according to the Ontario Special Investigations Unit.

The Special Investigations Unit is the civilian agency responsible for “investigating circumstances involving police and civilians that have resulted in a death, serious injury, or allegations of sexual assault.”

On March 20, according to the SIU, a man walking in the “Vankleek Hill area” was stopped and searched by an OPP officer from the Hawkesbury detachment. After being arrested and brought to the Hawkesbury OPP detachment for processing, a 21-year old man was assaulted while in his cell. According to the report the man sustained “serious injuries”.

The SIU released a statement on Friday, July 2, stating there were “reasonable grounds” to believe there was an offence committed by the Constable. According to the statement the SIU won’t comment further because the case is now before the court.

Const. Jean Philippe Mathieu, who was given an award in 2009 for heroism after saving a Vankleek Hill area woman from a frozen pond in 2008, is facing one charge of ‘assault causing bodily harm’.

Mattieu, who is also a volunteer fireman with Champlain Township, received the Ontario Medal for Firefighter Bravery after a woman lost control of her truck on Cassburn Road after being struck by an SUV. The truck came to rest upside down in an ice covered pond. Mattieu was the first person on the scene, and jumped into the pond, forced the locked door open and pulled the woman to safety.

Mattieu will appear before the Ontario Court of Justice in L’Orignal on August 4, 2010.

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Sources: Wikipedia; Champlain Township News Archives (including photo); QMI Agency; SIU Press Release

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Happy Canada Day and may your BBQ be Black Fly free

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Since I moved back to Vankleek Hill my Canada Day celebrations have mostly taken place on my second-floor balcony, from which I can see the fireworks burst over the tops of my neighbours trees.

We’ve had the occasional BBQ at my parents’ home, but mostly it’s been me, a friend or two, and whatever group of strangers makes their way up my stairs thinking my place is abandoned.

I know they have fireworks in Hawkesbury, because from my balcony I can watch those too, as well as the ones in L’Orignal. The ones in Vankleek Hill get fired from the driving range just down the road — this year they’ve moved the celebrations and beer tent from the Fair Grounds to the soccer field behind the high school to accommodate the “VCI Celebration”, which is kind of a reunion and celebration of the old VCI before they tear that old building down.

Personally I think it’s the wrong thing to do. But the fireworks, despite what the ads are intimating about everything being moved to the school, remain at the driving range*.

My little brother is in town for the family BBQ lunch this year, which is good, but he’s back to Toronto in the afternoon. But this will be Victor’s first firework display, so there’s something to look forward to. I’m really curious to see if he even notices the sounds and lights.

Canada Day is a strange celebration. In America the Fourth of July, or “Independence Day”, is about celebrating independence from the corrupt dictatorship that was the British Monarchy. Quick, easy and simple. The Americans won the war, and they celebrate it on July 4th with baseball, hot dogs, fireworks and the Boston Pops playing “Stars and Stripes Forever”.

Canada Day, aka “Dominion Day”, is about the signing of an agreement called the British North America Act (BNA) between the remaining British colonies in North America and the corrupt British Monarchy, creating “a federal dominion and much of the operation of the Government of Canada, including its federal structure, the House of Commons, the Senate, the justice system, and the taxation system.”

Mostly, however, “Dominion Day”, and the BNA, was about bringing the established British provinces into a federation because individually they were targets for annexation by the United States.

So the Americans had their revolution for democracy, and afterwards wrote a Declaration of Independence insisting on “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” for every citizen. Canada, meanwhile, became a democratic nation through negotiation and compromise, and ended up with an Act guaranteeing “peace, order, and good government” and (eventually) free health care.

I like both motto’s, but if I had a vote I’d go with the one we got.

I wrote a piece three years ago called “the first ten things you need to know aboot Canada”, this is number seven:

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Our Origins Are Cloaked In Mystery Confusion: The Dominion Of Canada was created in 1867, Newfoundland joined up in 1949. We got our own flag in 1967, and our own Constitution and Charter Of Rights And Freedoms in 1982. The Canadian Province of Quebec, with a population of 7 million, has yet to sign the constitution. It’s all very weird.

But not as weird as this… follow along if you can:

Canada was founded 350 years ago by the French and their Native allies; who were then defeated 200 years later by the British and their Native allies; who were then joined by British-American refugees who had just lost the American Revolution to a bunch of… well, Americans and their French allies; the British-American refugees then allied with the British-Canadians and their Native allies who in turn joined up with the French-Canadians and their Native allies and together they beat the shit out of the Newly Armed & Famous Americans during the War Of 1812. Or, as we sometimes refer to it, “That Week We Burned The White House To The Ground” or “TWWBTWHTTG Day”.

After that was done all of the territories in Canada thought it’d be a good idea to permanently team up, and so Canada was borne. See? Easy.

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Happy Canada Day, congratulations to us all.

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Update: I think the fireworks were still shot from the driving range, but were aimed towards the “VCI Celebration” thing. We could still see them from my balcony, though. We could also see the Hawkesbury and L’Orignal fireworks. I do like my balcony.

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