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About Gabriel

I’ve lived in more than fifty places. I've been paid to pick stones out of fields, take backstage photos of Britney Spears, and report on Internet privacy issues. My photos have been published in several newspapers, and a couple of magazines.

WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU, THE SENATORS ARE STILL IN MY EARS… OR One Down Three To Go

Belly: Canadian “Go Sens Go”; unreleased (2007) 2007 Stanley Cup Playoffs, Game Three In Ottawa just click on the thumbnail to see the full photo… When I’d go to concerts as a young punk I’d usually… get up front for a … Continue reading

Posted in Canada, CSN:AFU Short Cuts, Hockey, Humor, Humour, Ottawa, Photography, Pot, Punk | 7 Comments

Short Cuts: Senators In Six OR Box Seats For Game Three Baby, Box Freaking Seats

Danko Jones: Canadian “Sound Of Love“; ‘Born A Lion’ (2002) . I’m Going To The Show Baby, Private Box… a fridge full of beer, all the smoked meat sandwiches I can eat and… oh yeah, Game Three of The Stanley Cup Finals between … Continue reading

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Canadian Movies You Need To See That Don’t Suck — Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal (Animated — 1981) a movie aboot a green orb of ultimate evil with the coolest soundtrack ever. Heavy Metal Trailer (1981) Directed by Jimmy T. Murakami, Gerald Potterton Starring John Candy, Harold Ramis, Al Waxman, Eugene Levy, and … Continue reading

Posted in Canada, Canadian Movies, CSN:AFU Movies, Humor, Humour, Weed, Writing | 6 Comments

CSN:AFU Week 16 In Review

Joni Mitchell: Canadian “Born To Take The Highway“; unreleased: performance (1965); lyrics published ‘Gandalf Publishing Company’ (1966) a request from absolut.folly… let it play, some dude talks for a minute. This is from when Joni was still “Anderson”. . CSN:AFU Week … Continue reading

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Short Cuts: The NHL’s No Buzkashi League OR So What If Nobody Ordered The Duck

22,000 Edmonton Oiler Fans: Canadian “Star Spangled Banner & O’Canada”; Game Four, Western Conference Finals (2006) . Ten Minutes After The Ducks Fried The Wings… last night, questions were being raised aboot who, in their right mind, would ever want to … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Canada, Canadian Music, Hockey | 3 Comments

Ottawa Senators: Tearing My Family Apart OR Does Anyone Have A Recipe For Roast Duck?

Lyndon Slewidge: Canadian “O’Canada”; ‘First Round, Game Five’ (2007) . Eastern Conference Finals Best of Seven: Ottawa Senators 4, Buffalo Sabres 1 . Oh Baby, We’re In Uncharted Territory Now. . When I was a kid my grandfather had season … Continue reading

Posted in Canada, Canadian Inventions, Canadian Music, Hockey, Ottawa, Punk | 9 Comments