Kim Mitchell: Canadian

“Go For A Soda”; ‘Akimbo Alogo‘ (1985)

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CSN:AFU Week Twenty-Three

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And On A Personal Note:

I’ve been not well for aboot two months now… this would be why the updates and regular features have been missing. But I’m starting to recover. That would be the good news. The bad news would be hundreds more sex-starved Brits blew through here looking for British Home Secretary Jacqu* Sm*ths t*ts.

It’s a long story, one I was sure was dying off, but then a flurry of media columnists in the United Kingdom sparked it up all over again last weekend. Just Google “Jacqu* Sm*th Cleavage” [where * = ‘i’)and you’ll see what I’m talking aboot. 853 more people found my site this week by searching for her not very remarkable boobies. Her cleavage has now been the number one Search Engine Term (for this site) three weeks in a row.

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The Lists:

Five Strangest Search Terms Used To Find CSN:AFU

5) things that need to be invented
4) myra hindley urinate
3) Photo of men with large Nut sack
2) .donkey cock
1) WALRUS PENIS

Honourable Mention: best cleavage on cable news

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Top Five CSN:AFU Posts Since Last Friday:

1) CSN:AFU Monday’s Top Three News Stories — July 02/07
2) CSN:AFU Week 21 In Review
3) CSN:AFU Monday’s Top Three News Stories — July 16/07
4) CSN:AFU Monday’s Top Three News Stories — July 09/07
5) CSN:AFU Week 22 In Review

Honourable Mention: Six Canadian Movies You Need To See That Don’t Suck — Part Four: Ginger Snaps

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The Five Blogs I Visited Most This Week

1) Nita: A Wide Angle View Of India
2) Irregular Bones
3) Kamangir (Archer) (real news from inside Iran)
4) What Would Tyler Durden Do? 
5) Beyond The Neon 

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This Week In General:

Nothing happened that I really want to… discuss so instead lets chat aboot Chilean soccer players. There’s a huge soccer event going on in Canada, at least until tomorrow anyway. It’s the FIFA World Under Twenty Championship, and all the best soccer players — under the age of 20 — are in Canada. We’ve broken every attendance record they had… overall more Canadians went to see this thing than the previous record holder, Mexico.

I’ve watched a couple of games and, overall, I was impressed with the talent level. But I have never seen a larger pack of whining brats in my life. And I used to run a day-camp for 8-13 year olds. There’s a Junior World Hockey Championship every January. The players, from Europe, Canada and America, will — if needed — put their face in front of a puck traveling at 80mph to help their team. These Soccer Brats would drop and roll like they were on fire at the slightest brush, then get up and wave their arms manically at the ref for not making a call. Not the Africans or Europeans, or not so much the Euro’s, but the South Americans…

Chile had to be the worst of the bunch. I’ve never seen a referee attacked like that by so many players. So, having lost the game which would have put them into the Finals, the Whiny Brats proceed to beat the shit out of their bus and got aggressive with Toronto Police. So the Police, and it’s aboot time, pepper sprayed the little bastards and hit one of them with a Taser. Then they took a few of them for a tour of the local police precinct… in handcuffs. It was beautiful.

Then the protests claiming Canadians are racists started up in Chile and their President made a “Formal Complaint” to our government. These kids are treated like Demigods in South America, and they are exactly why Soccer isn’t watched in North America. Last year, in a professional hockey league, a 19-year old kid was the best player on the ice for the first round of the playoffs, and he did it playing on a broken foot. So, final score, Argentina won the Championship but I think the Toronto Municipal Police Force should get the Participation Medal.

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This Weeks New Posts:

CSN:AFU Monday’s Top Three News Stories
— July 16/07
Stuff happened last week that I really found interesting, the Palestinians actually have a real choice as to who they want as leaders, and what ideology they want to live under. The trial of Robert Pickton, a Canadian man accused of murdering 26 women over twenty years, got graphic as one of his former crack buddies explained in detail how Pickton discarded of the bodies. Our Prime Minister toured around South America starting up Free Trade talks with a handful of countries…

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Next Week:

A Movie, An Invention And Smiley Faces For Everyone

I’ve got multi-vitamins, apples and fresh oranges…
if I don’t get better this week I never will

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