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About Gabriel

I’ve lived in more than fifty places. I've been paid to pick stones out of fields, take backstage photos of Britney Spears, and report on Internet privacy issues. My photos have been published in several newspapers, and a couple of magazines.

Short Cuts: Evangelicals Took Iraq So Atheists Want Afghanistan OR Look Who The Savage’s Are Now

The Box: Canadian “Crying Out Loud For Love”; ‘Closer Together‘ (1987) . Atheism Is Aboot Humiliation As Much As… …hyper-Evangelicalism is aboot self-gratification. Not believing in God does not make you an Atheist, to be an Atheist you must have … Continue reading

Posted in American Politics, Canadian Politics, CSN:AFU Short Cuts, Middle East Politics, Punk, US Middle East Policy | 2 Comments

Canada: Crazy Americans Fear Canada… Twice OR Two $0.25 Stories In A $0.93 Newspaper

Peaches: Canadian “Boys Wanna Be Her“; ‘Impeach My Bush’ (2006) . Two Stories Featured In Canadian News… this week will create Urban Legends that are going to need to be explained away by our Grandchildren’s Grandchildren to their Grandchildren unless we … Continue reading

Posted in Canada, Canadian Inventions, Canadian Movies, Canadian News, Canadian Politics, CSN:AFU Aboot Canada | 5 Comments

Short Cuts: There Is No Blue Sky OR Why Justin Trudeau Only Comes Out In The Daytime

Loverboy: Canadian “Turn Me Loose“; ‘Loverboy’ (1980) . All of life’s illusions are concentrated… during the daylight hours. There is no sky, it is an illusion of light refracting across our atmosphere. There is no blue sky. There Is No … Continue reading

Posted in Canada, Canadian Music, Canadian Politics, CSN:AFU Short Cuts, Humor, Humour, Punk | 3 Comments

Short Cuts: I Wanna Destroy, Possibly? OR Taking A Holiday In Cambodia

Bunchofuckingoofs: Canadian “Alcoholiday Turned Alcoholocaust“; ‘There’s No Solution – So There’s No Problem‘ (1986) Punk Lost Its Way When It Stopped Believing… … we were all going to die tomorrow. I grew up knowing tomorrow was never coming… so, where’s … Continue reading

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Canadian Inventions — Radio

Glenn Gould: Canadian “Bach Piano Concerto No.7 in G minor BW” …for my friend Sisyphus and her sore brain. In 1906 A Canadian Inventor Stepped Up To The Mic… …and became the first person to transmit his voice via electromagnetic … Continue reading

Posted in America, Canada, Canadian Inventions, Canadian Music, Canadian News, Canadian Politics, CSN:AFU Greatest Hits, Facism, Humor, Humour, Punk | 5 Comments

Canadian Movies You Need To See That Don’t Suck — Phil The Alien

April Wine: Canadian “Sign Of A Gypsy Queen”; ‘Nature Of The Beast‘ (1981) . A NonSucking Canadian Movie You Need To See… . Phil The Alien (Comedy — 2004)… a movie aboot a beaver, an alcoholic shape shifting alien, his … Continue reading

Posted in Canada, Canadian Movies, Canadian Music, Canadian Politics, CSN:AFU Movies, Humor, Humour, Punk | 4 Comments