Slacker Bee

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I guess sometimes even the Bee has to take a break. Working all day, gettin’ paid next to nothing, never getting their fair share of the honey, having to put up with getting hassled by the WASPs. Every once in a while a Bee just has to take a little bee time and sit back and tap a little grass.

Technical Stuff: I spent about thirty minutes in this little patch of blue flowers chasing honey bees… but those bastards won’t stay still long enough for my pocket digital to focus, so I got some great shots of a ladybug and this bumblebee. Yeah, I’m now taking photos of insects and flowers. Don’t worry though, I’m taking my lithium everyday.

This poor bastard of a bee is dying. I originally found him/her stumbling along the ground, so I tapped his/her ass and he/she walked up these stalks of grass. He/she flew away after a few moments. He/she hasn’t called back but I think he/she said something about a sick queen… nah, I didn’t tap its ass, I tapped ON its ass. Grow up.

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The End Of Days

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It’s not everyday you get to see what the end of the world would look like. Although I always figured there’d be more competitive Irish dancers jigging their way in a colour coordinated, perfectly symmetrical high kicking plaid line into the horizon with smiles permanently fixed in their everlasting tribute to Satan.

Technical Stuff: I was using my pocket digital and set the exposure by aiming the camera straight up to focus. This was taken during “Magic Hour” while an early morning storm was clearing. Magic hour is actually the 30 minutes before sunset and the thirty minutes just after sunrise when there’s almost no glare from the sun, so its light is at its purest.

There are definitely no bunnies in those clouds. It’s not often cloud formations show the hand of God coming down to smite the wicked, but this one comes pretty close to having all the images of the Apocalypse… the crosses stretching into the horizon, the bent and broken light posts in the foreground, the broken landscape of dark old buildings… the Chevy driving towards the abyss.

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How To Play Tourist In Ottawa And Find More Than The Colour Brown

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It’s not hard being a tourist in Ottawa… unless you’re a student of 1970’s architecture or have a fetish with the colour brown there’s really only a few blocks you Have to see in Ottawa. This is the National War Memorial on the left, and the Chateau Laurier on the right.

Technical Stuff: This is with the pocket Digital and I’m on my knees… I generally have a satchel I carry with my notebook and mini-tripod in it, it also makes a great kneepad. If this was a Disney park there’d be a sign saying “Photo Opportunity Here”. Check out the lines in this photo… that’s on purpose. Her bag being chopped off… not so much.

I’ve seen Ottawa. For almost ten years I lived in Ottawa. So I was more interested in getting a shot of my sister than Ottawa… it still works as a tourism shot, but I definitely made her the focus. Everybody should play Tourist in their region… see a show, check out the sights, score some blow, have a nice dinner, stab a local, wear socks with your sandals and shout out things like “you were right, they’re almost like us.”

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Some Similarites Between Shooting Flowers And Punk Bands

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My most common subject over the past year have been flowers from the local gardens, but several years ago I used to take photos of and for punk bands in Toronto. There are similarities… like both will pay you about the same amount, and soon after forming they’ll both break apart, wither and die. The biggest difference between the two is the amount of alcohol it takes to kill them.

Technical Stuff: With the three weirdly in focus buds surrounding the large flower the shot becomes something about timing… the shot would’ve been way cooler without the extra flower.

You shoot what you have access to and what you can see. I used to take photos of protests, demonstrations, concerts, air shows and now I take photos of flowers, babies and family… man, it’s a good thing I’ve got the lithium. Good times baby, good times.

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Ottawa Parrot Lost On Elgin Street

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The numbers have been changed so if you do see this parrot you should email me and I’ll contact the proper authorities. It has been almost a year since I took this shot so the bird could be back in Central or South America by now. Or it could have grown a beard. I think girl parrots can do that.

Technical Stuff: The parrot hooked me, but it was the cheesy that made me stop. I think the first thing you have to do to get a shot like this is to find someone with a parrot and break their window. After that it’s just a matter of time.

Actually… if you look at the parrot it almost looks like she was caught on a surveillance camera as she was stealing the cheesy from the cage… this is on Elgin Street, somewhere near the Elgin Street Diner. If you’re ever in the area maybe keep your eyes open for bearded female parrots stealing snacks.

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Heavy Metal Flower

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This flower freaks me out… it’s the colour gradients on each petal, but especially those pointy things in the centre. I may have used flash on this because subsequent pictures of the same type of flower come out in a much darker blue. But they were also taken at a different time of year.

Technical Stuff: I may have used flash. Maybe not. It’s probably important to keep track of that kind of thing.

I found this on the front lawn of someone who hadn’t mowed their grass in a few weeks. So someone obviously thought this thing was a weed. The stalk was only a few inches long… crap that thing freaks me out. The longer you stare at the centre the more it looks like it was drawn to be in the movie Heavy Metal.

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