This week in totally inappropriate ad placement

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Recently I surfed to the online edition of the Ottawa Sun, and I saw the teaser headline and paragraph about the Ottawa Senators’ team doctor having been hospitalized in critical condition after a collision while riding his motorcycle.

There was also a photo of the demolished motorcycle, and the damaged car.

Then I saw the ads…

Beside and below the article and the photo of the the motorcycle he had been riding, were two large colourful ads, complete with an energetic All-Caps font: “Win a Road Trip to see the Sens”.

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Stupid

The full screenshot is here… you’ll also get a better look at Christina Hendricks.

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The Ottawa Citizen has a story online (screenshot, but no photo of Christina Hendricks) relating people’s personal anecdotes about the doctor, and there’s an ad for the same contest right beside the doctor’s photo. Somehow, not having a photo of the accident there as well makes it not as offensive.

It’s still stupid… just not as offensive as having a banner ad reading “ROAD TRIP WITH THE SENS” above a photo of the devastating road accident that put the Senators’ doctor into a coma.

I understand that quality control for the online content of newspapers is never really a big budget item, but this was not another bizarre case of Google Adsense using keywords to automatically place Scientology recruitment ads on blogs run by people trying to recover from mental health issues.

Those ad placement decisions are made by an algorithm I doubt even Google understands.

This was a banner ad, and the main ad on the splash page, and someone at the Citizen and the Sun had to place the story next to them.

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Little Victor Update | Getting ready to crawl

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Victor has been exposed to almost every type of food a baby can eat. And there’s a lot of it… the combinations the people at baby head office have come up with just get weird after a while. Like pork mushed up into three different orange veggies.

I’m still mostly just feeding him his formula, it’s Diane who has been getting creative with Victor’s diet. Basically she has him eating human food, like little bits of beef, asparagus, pork chops and bread. We were out at a restaurant a few nights ago and Diane just mushed up the vegetables on her plate and spooned them into Victor’s ever increasing maw.

Victor also had some mushroom soup that night, and a little piece of his mom’s birthday cake.

He has no teeth yet, so when he gets solid-ish food in his mouth he’ll roll it around on his tongue, then mush it against the top of his mouth.

His teeth are definitely getting ready to make an appearance. His gums are getting swollen where his molars will pop out, and his cheeks get swollen from his gums. He hasn’t been crying recently because of teething pain, so I’m not sure if he’s just getting used to the pain, or maybe this is the calm before the storm.

Probably the latter.

It’s probably just as well he has no teeth at the moment, because he has just figured out how to get his foot into his mouth. He started trying a couple of weeks ago, but couldn’t do it because the parts of his brain in charge of feet were fighting the parts in charge of getting things into his mouth.

It got hilarious. It was like he could get his foot up to his chest, but then the foot part of his brain realized what was going on and started to fight back — “I’m not going in there… there’s just no way” and wham, his foot would spring back where it belongs.

But the fight is over now. He can’t get it every time, and he’s not really sure what to do with his toes once they’re in his mouth, but he can get it done.

It’s the small evolutions that are most fun to watch. Like the day he discovered his hands, or when he first started to really lock eyes with us, or when he finally got control over moving his head.

This past week we had him in a high chair at the restaurant, and it was set so he could lean back while he ate. After we refilled his bottle I put it just out of his reach, and he managed to bend himself forward at the waist, then he reached way out and pulled the bottle back.

Not too long ago he could only reach with his arms and shoulders, but he couldn’t get his back off the chair.

A few days ago I held him in a standing position in his crib and waited for him to grasp the railing. When he did I let go of him… my hands were still there, just not touching him. He stood on his own for a second, before he collapsed back into my hands.

…I think the Jolly Jumper and ExcerSaucer are turning out to be both a benefit and a curse for Victor. They have really strengthened his legs, and they give him the illusion of standing, but because of the way they’re designed they’ve taught him standing should be quickly followed by falling down.

Victor has been getting into the crawling position faster, and for longer over the past week. I have a one minute long video of Victor in his crib and he gets into his starting position four or five times — picture him doing half push ups. He rocks forwards and back a few times, then lays down on his stomach and gives it another shot.

He really gets a kick out of having something new for his body to do.

Just watching him getting ready to move is now one of my favourite things.

My absolute favourite thing to do with Victor is to sit out on the balcony and watch the sun go down. Another is to give him new things to hold. Last week Diane and I were at the grocery store, and I gave Victor an orange to hold. He twisted it around so he could see the whole thing, then tasted it, decided he liked it, and for the rest of the time we were there he tried to fit the orange into his mouth.

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Photo Of Victor’s Week:

Victor's photo of the week

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Bonus Photo Of Victor’s Week:

Victor's photo of the week

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How to get your digital camera back after you’ve lost it

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My girlfriend recently lost her pocket digital camera, on the data stick were a months worth of baby photos… maybe two. Which, when you’re the parent of that baby, sucks in large ways. She’s been pretty messed up about it for a few days now.

We’re both holding out hope it’ll turn up behind the microwave, or in the kid’s toy cupboard. But it’s not the end of the world, so don’t be worrying about it… okay?

The thing about losing these little cameras when we’re out shooting in the world, is there’s very little chance of ever getting them back. But I think I just thought of a way to make sure we have at least a fighting chance of having them returned to us.

…take a photo of your mailing address, or an email address. Just write it out, and take a photo. I typed out a message in a Word file, for example, and took a shot of my screen.

Most digital cameras have a storage feature, where a photo is locked and cannot be deleted from the camera after we download our photos into our computer.

On my Kodak C533 pocket digital it’s the “protect” function after you click on “Review”, then “Menu”.

It’s like the ‘In Case of Emergency’ (ICE) thing cops want us to do with our cellphones — it’s easier for the cops if have a contact number in your phone listed under ‘ICE’ so they know who to call after they find your smoking, alien harvested husk on the side of the road.

So take a photo of your address, and lock / protect it on your data card or camera hard drive. Simple. Maybe add some profound begging or promises of suggestive partial nudity.

If I find it, I promise to send it back.

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August is time for the Vankleek Hill Fairomantics

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The Fair is in town. It’s ‘the’ social event of of the year for Vankleek Hill’s ‘tween crowd. From sunset until their 11pm curfew it’s their one chance to be all together in one spot after dark. Pretty much every local kid between the ages of 12 and 16 will make their way to the Fair. From the intersection where I live in downtown Vankleek Hill, to the Fair Grounds is roughly a mile. Which is just long enough for them to meet, fall in love, fall out of love and into outright disdain, then meet someone else inside the gate, fall in love, enjoy a ride or two, see a show… then there’s the walk back, with whole new couplings. It’s The OC in The VKH.

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Technical Stuff: I was taking photos of the Fair parade as it made its way through town when I realized I had set my Kodak C553 pocket digital camera between settings… it really only has two, one for the close stuff, and one for everything else. So every shot I took came out blurred… but weirdly, like there was stop-motion involved. After nearly throwing my camera away, I realized the post-storm sunset was going to be wicked, so I raced down to the field next to the fairgrounds… taa daa. I took the exposure settings off the clouds.

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The Demolition Derby is on Saturday night, which which means about 4,000 people will invade Vankleek Hill (pop: 1900) to watch plastic cars ram each other into oblivion. It was a lot cooler back when there were still steel cars involved. It just isn’t the same without the clang. When you ram plastic cars together at 20mph the sound is more like a… well, kind of like two Tupperware dishes being thrown against each other. It’s still worth seeing though… it’s still sixty little cars ramming into each other over and over again.

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I need to shoot more people

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In the eighteen months we’ve been dating my girlfriend has never once been mean or cruel. A few nights ago I was showing her some of my recent photos and she said “I really love the photos you take of flowers”. I must have looked like I was getting ready to cry because then she said “oh, I like your other photos, but I like your flower shots best.” I guess there’s always a first time.

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Technical Stuff: I stole a camera from a monkey and it had a bunch of flower shots on the memory card… actually, I took twenty-one shots of this one flower — which I assume is part of the dandelion family. This all happened on the side of a busy highway. Considering how I feel about cars and flowers, if it were ever planned that I should die a spectacularly ironic death, this would have been it. I feel safer now.

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The best photos I took during the ten years I was in Ottawa were mostly of protests and news related. The ones I took during the years I was in Toronto were all punk concerts and drunken lunatics. My girlfriend was right, of course… the ‘best’ photos I’ve taken since moving back to Vankleek Hill have been shot in people’s gardens. Actually, I did take some awesome photos of an incredible sunset last night… son of a bitch, I really need to start shooting people again.

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Black Dog of the Apocalypse

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Remember the Canadian program about a dog who travelled from town to town, from city to city, solving problems, making kids happy and catching the bad guys called “The Littlest Hobo”? This dog would be in the version made for HBO about a canine with mental health issues and an addiction to rough sex with squirrels, driving his Death Car from town-to-town in a halfhearted search for redemption but leaving everything in flames. Fuck yeah, I’d totally watch.

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Technical Stuff: Mostly I just walked out of the grocery store, saw the car and, as I was walking past, got freaked out by the dog just sitting there… like he was waiting for a squirrel to throw into his trunk. After that it all came down to me turning my Kodak C533 pocket digital camera on, setting it on “Automatic”, pointing it at the car and pressing the button. The flash went off. I should be teaching this stuff.

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I think each episode would end with some rough dog-on-squirrel action, and a catch phrase… something like “you just got boned”, then the dog would get into his Death Car and drive away. Or something. I’m pretty sure Kevin Bacon or Steve Buscemi would co-star. Probably as a mechanic, or a squirrel pimp.

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