It Never Rains

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The saying goes “God gave Noah the rainbow for a sign, no more water, but the fire next time”, and that was pretty easy to interpret for most of my life, what with the ability to destroy the world dozens of times over locked into the sweaty hands of two deaf, dumb and blind governments. But unless there’s some spontaneous combustion involved with getting swine flu, I’m not seeing any obvious candidates who can bring down the Jesus fire anytime soon, so I figure we’re good to sin away at our leisure for another few decades at least.

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Technical Stuff: My wee Kodak C533 pocket digital, set on landscape and multiple exposures — my hands shake for a number of reasons, so using the multiple exposure setting generally ensures one of the three shots will be in focus. I took four sets, at different exposures. This one was the closest to reality. That’s not dirt on the upper right of your screen, it’s a bird. Or maybe it is dirt… scratch it and find out. No, really get in there. Harder… a little more, just to the right a bit. Oh yeah, right there. Wow… in some countries we’d have to get married now.

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I just finished watching John Bonham beat the crap out of his drum set, he was playing his legendary “Moby Dick” drum solo way back in 1970 at the Royal Albert Hall. The rest of Led Zeppelin were there as well. It’s part of a two disk DVD set of nearly six hours of really early Led Zeppelin concert footage I borrowed from my uncle. “Borrowed”… heh. The song is “Moby Dick” and it’s from their 1969 release, ‘Led Zeppelin II’.

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Saving Newspapers From Their Slow Suicide

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Fifteen years ago no one in news reporting knew what to do with the Internet. The general consensus of analysts was newspapers should put their content online, but the only way to make money was to offer it a paid subscriber only service.

But that made no sense, people who subscribed to the paper already received the paper, and people who only read it on the Internet either had no direct means of payment — if they lived out of province, for example — or they didn’t want to pay for a full subscription only for the privilege of reading two or three stories a week on their favourite team.

Advertising fifteen and ten years ago consisted almost entirely of banner and clutter advertising. All of which made reading websites a chore rather than something enjoyable. So using advertising to make money was an excellent way to make sure people didn’t read your newspaper online.

So newspapers and magazines started to put their content online for free. And it was this decision which is responsible for the slow death of print news media today.

Because, in retrospect, it’s not Twitter and blogs and Facebook that are responsible for the slow death of print news media, it was the decision by the print news media to relinquish total control over their brand and their product as soon as it’s published.

The print news media could have, should have, never given their product to the Internet… at least not without an explanation.

The decision fifteen years ago to give their product away was a defeat, it was done because everyone told them it was inevitable. Since then everyone has treated print media as though the entire industry was on a death watch.

But it’s a self inflicted death, it’s suicide not murder.

It’s as though the print news media has been sitting back waiting for the inevitable. Every decision they’ve made, every strategy they’ve undertaken regarding the Internet, has taken them one step closer to obscurity.

So called “New Media” cannot exist without print journalism, that’s the irony. News published on Twitter, Facebook and general blogs is reprinted mostly from print reporting. Social network companies then make money off the personal information people give up willingly to be included in them, then from advertising surrounding the content.

And, just like YouTube, the content of the social network firms is provided entirely for free by the users — as we are the content providers for the social networking business.

So the business model print news media has selected for itself for the past ten years involves giving away it’s content for free to anyone who wants it, these people then post it to social networks — which exist only because their content is provided for free, and which then profit greatly from the free content.

Keeping in mind Facebook, as it’s currently valued, is worth more than the print news media industry in North America.

It’s the complete lack of ideas coming from the print news industry, and their acceptance of the perception of their inevitable irrelevancy that’s so infuriating. There’s no fight when someone makes the claim bloggers are the reporters of the future. Or that print news is dead.

The famous 1994 quote from Conrad Black, where he called reporters “ignorant, lazy, opinionated, intellectually dishonest and inadequately supervised hacks”, fits with the vision the owners of print news media have had with their business for the past decade.

Ironically, the quote definitely also applies to the “new media” industry which almost entirely relies on untrained and barely motivated people who blog and “tweet” for their profits.

When newspapers like the Rocky Mountain News and the Seattle Post-Intelligencer close, all of the knowledge and sources and information gathered by those reporters is lost. There is power in group reporting that blogging cannot hope to match.

A blogger might be a source, but she’ll never open a foreign affairs bureau in Beijing.

But this isn’t about which delivery system is better, or more accurate, or which is easier to hold accountable, it’s about the resignation of the print news media to its obsolescence.

Why have there been no television commercials or print advertisements showing what kind of power and ability the print news media really has? Why no television ads showing a lone blogger looking into the Hells Angels? Why no commercials showing someone walking around trying to report on genetically modified foods by updating their Twitter account?

Why are newspapers so timid about explaining to people what services they really offer? Why are they so willing to continue to take part in their own demise?

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Gas Pump Stinger

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Wasps don’t care about you, all they want is a long line of fat ants to munch on and the occasional wasp versus wasp battle royal so they can cannibalize one of their buddies. As long as you’re not poking them, or getting into their flight path they’ll pretty much leave you alone. Which is why it’s always a good time to leave sugar under park benches and picnic tables. Not saying people should do that, just that it’d be funny.

Technical Stuff: I took a lot of shots of this little dude, some of them fairly close. This was a couple of years ago, so I can’t remember any of the settings… besides, I mostly make that shit up anyway. But I know I was using my Kodak C533 pocket digital.

It takes a lot to provoke a wasp into stinging you, they’re kind of like Canadians in that way… it takes a lot to motivate us into violence, but we’ll cut you. Oh yeah, we’ll fucking cut you. The name of the song is “Ride Like Hell”, and it’s by Big Sugar from their 1994 release ‘Five Hundred Pounds’.

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Opium For The Masses

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We can’t grow coca in our gardens, and we can’t grow weed, but my grandmother just tossed a thousand poppy seeds into the garden at her assisted living facility which, as far as I know, makes her the newest Afghan warlord. While not all poppies are designed alike, all do have some level of opium. In fact your average store bought poppy plant will generate enough to give you a serious buzz… if you bought ten of them, harvested the dry seeds and used them to make tea.

Technical Stuff: This poppy plant, along with fifteen others, lives in my mother’s garden. Of all the plants this one retained it’s colours longest. I used my little Kodak C533 pocket digital with all the settings on portrait-default. I’m not sure why but the light metre kept screwing up, I think it was taking the reading off the glare of the green plants — sunny day, and the poppy stem was roughly three feet above the green stuff. Of the four sets of three shots (multiple exposure) I took, only one set came out with the colours looking their most natural. With the incorrect exposure settings the poppy came out orange…

One of my neighbours in an Ottawa rooming house back in 1991 was an opium addict. Not one of the prettier addictions. He started smoking it back in the early 1980’s when he travelled to Afghanistan. If I had known my grandmother was going to get into the production side I’d have asked him more questions about the distribution end. The song is Led Zeppelin’s “Kashmir” from their 1976 classic, ‘Physical Graffiti’.

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Next Time On Deadliest Warrior

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I am really impressed by this shot. Mostly it’s the grey gradients in the clouds, but add in the busted machinery, the concrete headstone-looking things, and the spectacular shape of the cloud — it really looks like an “end of the world” hurricane shot… which would be something I’d love to photograph. The machine is called a “Tornado”, you can just make it out on the ring. I’m not sure what it does… I assume it’s either a stone thrower or something to distribute asphalt, but it could easily be a North Korean missile launcher.

Technical Stuff: Mostly I had my arm extended out the window of a speeding car taking photos in three shot bursts. Everything after that was mostly luck. The camera, my Kodak C533 pocket digital, was set on “Landscape” and I’m pretty sure I set the light exposure by aiming at the sky first. I was trying to shoot the clouds, and wanted a building in the shot to give it some perspective. The rusted machinery and broken sign were a bonus. I don’t think travelling at speed had much effect on the shot… the grass is in focus, so I think the clouds wouldn’t be blurred at all.

Tornado vs. Hurricane is something we’ll probably see soon on Spike TV’s new series, “Deadliest Warrior”, where they pit warriors and their weaponry from different eras against each other. At least once per episode someone cuts a pig carcass in half… they had a Shaolin Monk take on a Maori Warrior, and the Maori dude had a twenty-pound club covered with cerated sharks teeth… just awesome. I think Tornado would kick serious ass if it used the nuclear missiles.

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Cows On The Run

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Cows are the most genetically engineered species on earth. They’ve been put through a two thousand-year breeding process until we can get more use from the species than from any other animal (even more than pigs… ever drink a pig-milkshake?). Darwin could never have used cows as examples of natural selection because there is nothing natural about a cow. Eventually this unnatural state of evolution will have to stop… sure the heightened senses, the laser vision and adamantium hoofs will be awesome, but I think it’ll get pretty obvious we can’t have animals running around with the ability to teleport long distances.

Technical Stuff: I walked past a gas station and there was a pickup truck hauling about a dozen cows. Using my trusty Kodak C533 set on landscape, and multiple exposures, I took the shot without really looking… I think my back was actually to the trailer. So, in order to get a shot like this I think you’d have to start by developing fossil fuels, then create a distribution network to get the fuel to farmers carrying their livestock in short trailers. After that it gets pretty easy.

I don’t know who sings the song, or what the title is… which is unfortunate because it’s one of my favourite songs. I think the band is “Snuff” and the song might be called “Take Me Home”, it’s from a mixed CD a friend put together nine years ago, but I lost the liner notes. There’s a little volume control on the MP3 Player Thing, but I’d suggest turning your computer up to eleven and letting something hang out. But not that… that’s not a good choice at all. That’s cool though. Yeah, that’s just right.

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