Portraits Of People Who Can Make Me Smile 002

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This is my friend Camilla, she was born and raised in Finland but lived in Canada for a few years while she was in university. The first time we met was during a game of pool in a bar in Toronto’s Little Italy. Over the next year Camilla and I had many, many late night conversations and visits in her backyard listening to raccoons. But the only thing I could think of to get our first conversation started was asking what kind of bear was tattooed on her lower back. The “lower back” being just above a person’s ass our conversation was just as awkward as it sounds. I think it turned out to be a brown bear. [it was a brown bear, and it was on her shoulder. Which is even more awkward… now.]

Technical Stuff: There’s something ‘elemental’ about this shot. I cropped it to get rid of some dead space. I took three shots altogether, basically separated by a few seconds. I would have taken more, but the flies were already getting to Camilla and I was pretty sure if she had stayed there any longer brushing flies away from their eyes the horses were coming through the fence.

There’s a very defined edge to my little village… once you get past the last row of houses you’re walking into miles of open fields surrounded by acres of forest. So on the western edge of town, in between two houses, is a space where these horses can come right up to the street, and the only thing keeping them from breaking into the village and into a murderous rampage from weeks of having their eyes packed with flies, is a rusted wire fence suspended between rotted out stumps. Their attack is inevitable, which is why I think we should be building walls to keep us protected. Think of the children.

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Preparing For The Oink Attack

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There are lots of stories about why and when cops started being referred to as “pigs”. My personal favourite comes from the 1960’s and how cops looked while wearing gas masks, but apparently the expression has been used for like 400-500 years. You’d think they’d have gotten used to it by now. But no… they’ve got guns, bulletproof vests, clubs, numbers and the full power of The State behind them and one little word still gets their jockstraps in a knot. Oink.

Technical Stuff: This was with the Minolta and the 35-70mm lens, and direct flash. As long as they know you’re working, and not a threat, the police will pretty much let you do whatever you want with your camera. Be friendly, and act like you belong where you are and everything will be cool. This shot has been cropped to lose some empty space on the left.

Under the jumpsuits they’re wearing hockey equipment. The Ottawa police used to wear the same stuff, only on top of their uniforms. These guys are the Sûreté du Québec, or the Quebec provincial police. A couple hundred construction dudes had taken over the downtown bridges between Hull, Quebec and Ottawa. The SQ actually did a great job dealing with the very large protesters. But just when everything was cooling off the Hull city cops showed up and waded into the crowd, where they beat on random dudes for maybe a couple of minutes. Then they walked away… laughing. Weird. Weirder. Weirdest.

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Self Portraits I Can Barely Tolerate 004

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This is the third or fourth time I’ve taken shots like this in their lab. Essentially, because there’s no swivel screen option on my little pocket digital, I take them blind. Being able to guess beforehand how a subject will be framed, even though it’s two feet away and at a different angle, is something I worked on after owning this camera for a couple of months. It’s not an issue I remember coming up very often while I was using the larger SLR’s.

Technical Stuff: That’s my arm, and my blood. I edited this photo to remove some stuff on the vial. The camera was set on “center focus” and “multiple exposure”, and I took two sets of three shots. The first series had both her hands in the frame, but the shots were fuzzed. Of the second series two came out perfectly. It was her idea to spin the vial so my name would be showing.

When you want to take shots of someone doing their jobs, you can’t be afraid to ask them. Carrying a camera with you is only half the process. You have to be willing to whip the thing out and wave it around. If they’re cool then put it right into their face, let them touch it, maybe even hold it as long as they’re gentle. I’ve never had someone say no when I reach down and pull out my… ahem, camera.

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Happy Birthday Little Brother

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It’s my little brother’s thirty-seventh birthday today. Congratulations little buddy, only a few more to go. Way back in the day a friend of ours had a house party. I think you might have been seventeen. About halfway into the evening our friends older brother came up from the basement with a bottle of homemade red wine. He uncapped it and took a drink. Then you took it from him, said something like “that’s not how you drink” and you proceeded to take at least half the bottle in one slam.

Technical Stuff: This is actually the first of three shots I took which, in reverse, look like we’re about to die. In their proper order, however, it looks like he was initially responding to something horrible, but which then turned out to just be a mild and harmless hallucination involving trees. The first thing you need to get a shot like this is a little brother with a drivers licence. If you don’t have one I suppose you could try adoption.

Not too long afterwards you were sitting on their front steps puking stuff that stained their walkway red for days. When my friends and I were ready to go I went to find you and you were passed out on the living room floor, and people were flicking bottlecaps at you. So I picked you up and put you in the car with us, and we took you home, where we put you in bed. We were leaving but someone said we should flip you onto your stomach, so if you puked again you wouldn’t choke on your own vomit and die. I agreed, and we left you lying on your stomach and you didn’t die… so you owe me.

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The Little Girl From Chernobyl

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In 1986 this kid was still in the womb while her mom was living and working near the Chernobyl nuclear power plant. Three years later Canadian families were taking in hundreds of kids who had been effected by the fallout. Kind of like six week summer camps, only without the hassle of dozens of other kids hanging around. Or having a language in common.

Technical Stuff: I used to have a kick ass 28mm-80mm short lens with a macro for my Pentax, but it was second hand and started to burn out almost right away. I don’t know the technical term, but that’s why the corners are dark on this shot. My little reporter beat was technology, but I didn’t really like writing about tech… so I found new angles. Like the guy in the background was the head of marketing for a large tech firm in Ottawa. I had him put a hand on her shoulder for a couple of shots, but they looked staged.

I got marketing boy to write her name down, but when I was writing the story I couldn’t read it… so I called him, but he didn’t get back to me before the deadline. So I managed to screw up her last name. When she first started coming to Canada her skin was like paper, and her hair was like straw and she’d bruise at the slightest pressure. She also couldn’t speak English, so the interview was kind of weird. I did manage to contact someone at the University of Kiev… great story other than the whole name thing.

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Blame The Children

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This is the logo for the Ottawa Senators, it’s laid out in a courtyard just outside the main doors to their arena. It’s basically a litmus test for what kind of fan you are. Are you the kind which can at least identify the simple tradition where you don’t walk on the logo, or is your brain soft like pudding? When the parents of these kids were kids they still shared their last name.

Technical Stuff: Not much technical to report. I was holding the camera. Taking photos of kids who don’t belong to you is very tricky. In Ontario it is legal to take photos of people in public spaces. Which includes kids. But being confronted by a parent who’s not quite into his child being turned into “art” is a distinct possibility… try and answer “why are you taking photos of my children” without sounding remotely like a paedophile. Quebec is a totally different story. Do no take photos in Quebec. Quebec’s Privacy Act make it pretty much illegal to be taking photos of kids, and if you want to publish your photo you have to get a release from everyone in it…

I was trying to get a shot of the logo, but the kids wouldn’t stop dancing on it. I was there to see game four of the 2006-2007 Stanley Cup playoffs. The Senators won the previous game but lost the night I was there taking a photo of these kids, 3-2, and would eventually lose the series four games to one. I don’t blame these kids for the Senators losing the Stanley Cup. Anymore. I’ve mostly moved past the whole incident.

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