Self Portraits I Can Barely Tolerate 004

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This is the third or fourth time I’ve taken shots like this in their lab. Essentially, because there’s no swivel screen option on my little pocket digital, I take them blind. Being able to guess beforehand how a subject will be framed, even though it’s two feet away and at a different angle, is something I worked on after owning this camera for a couple of months. It’s not an issue I remember coming up very often while I was using the larger SLR’s.

Technical Stuff: That’s my arm, and my blood. I edited this photo to remove some stuff on the vial. The camera was set on “center focus” and “multiple exposure”, and I took two sets of three shots. The first series had both her hands in the frame, but the shots were fuzzed. Of the second series two came out perfectly. It was her idea to spin the vial so my name would be showing.

When you want to take shots of someone doing their jobs, you can’t be afraid to ask them. Carrying a camera with you is only half the process. You have to be willing to whip the thing out and wave it around. If they’re cool then put it right into their face, let them touch it, maybe even hold it as long as they’re gentle. I’ve never had someone say no when I reach down and pull out my… ahem, camera.

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Happy Birthday Little Brother

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It’s my little brother’s thirty-seventh birthday today. Congratulations little buddy, only a few more to go. Way back in the day a friend of ours had a house party. I think you might have been seventeen. About halfway into the evening our friends older brother came up from the basement with a bottle of homemade red wine. He uncapped it and took a drink. Then you took it from him, said something like “that’s not how you drink” and you proceeded to take at least half the bottle in one slam.

Technical Stuff: This is actually the first of three shots I took which, in reverse, look like we’re about to die. In their proper order, however, it looks like he was initially responding to something horrible, but which then turned out to just be a mild and harmless hallucination involving trees. The first thing you need to get a shot like this is a little brother with a drivers licence. If you don’t have one I suppose you could try adoption.

Not too long afterwards you were sitting on their front steps puking stuff that stained their walkway red for days. When my friends and I were ready to go I went to find you and you were passed out on the living room floor, and people were flicking bottlecaps at you. So I picked you up and put you in the car with us, and we took you home, where we put you in bed. We were leaving but someone said we should flip you onto your stomach, so if you puked again you wouldn’t choke on your own vomit and die. I agreed, and we left you lying on your stomach and you didn’t die… so you owe me.

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The Little Girl From Chernobyl

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In 1986 this kid was still in the womb while her mom was living and working near the Chernobyl nuclear power plant. Three years later Canadian families were taking in hundreds of kids who had been effected by the fallout. Kind of like six week summer camps, only without the hassle of dozens of other kids hanging around. Or having a language in common.

Technical Stuff: I used to have a kick ass 28mm-80mm short lens with a macro for my Pentax, but it was second hand and started to burn out almost right away. I don’t know the technical term, but that’s why the corners are dark on this shot. My little reporter beat was technology, but I didn’t really like writing about tech… so I found new angles. Like the guy in the background was the head of marketing for a large tech firm in Ottawa. I had him put a hand on her shoulder for a couple of shots, but they looked staged.

I got marketing boy to write her name down, but when I was writing the story I couldn’t read it… so I called him, but he didn’t get back to me before the deadline. So I managed to screw up her last name. When she first started coming to Canada her skin was like paper, and her hair was like straw and she’d bruise at the slightest pressure. She also couldn’t speak English, so the interview was kind of weird. I did manage to contact someone at the University of Kiev… great story other than the whole name thing.

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Blame The Children

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This is the logo for the Ottawa Senators, it’s laid out in a courtyard just outside the main doors to their arena. It’s basically a litmus test for what kind of fan you are. Are you the kind which can at least identify the simple tradition where you don’t walk on the logo, or is your brain soft like pudding? When the parents of these kids were kids they still shared their last name.

Technical Stuff: Not much technical to report. I was holding the camera. Taking photos of kids who don’t belong to you is very tricky. In Ontario it is legal to take photos of people in public spaces. Which includes kids. But being confronted by a parent who’s not quite into his child being turned into “art” is a distinct possibility… try and answer “why are you taking photos of my children” without sounding remotely like a paedophile. Quebec is a totally different story. Do no take photos in Quebec. Quebec’s Privacy Act make it pretty much illegal to be taking photos of kids, and if you want to publish your photo you have to get a release from everyone in it…

I was trying to get a shot of the logo, but the kids wouldn’t stop dancing on it. I was there to see game four of the 2006-2007 Stanley Cup playoffs. The Senators won the previous game but lost the night I was there taking a photo of these kids, 3-2, and would eventually lose the series four games to one. I don’t blame these kids for the Senators losing the Stanley Cup. Anymore. I’ve mostly moved past the whole incident.

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Portraits Of People Who Can Make Me Smile 001

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This is in the Kathedral, on Queen Street in Toronto. My friends had a punk band which played there about once a month. That’s Sam on the right, he was the lead singer and guitarist, and the girl with the tongue was his girlfriend.

Technical Stuff: Back in 1999 and 2000 I fell in love with a film called Kodak CN (Kodak Pro T400 CN Film). And like most of the things I’ve fallen in love with it killed my dog, ruptured my left testicle and burned down my house. K-CN was a B&W film Kodak created which could be developed as a colour film, so instead of waiting three weeks for a camera store to develop B&W film it could be done in thirty minutes. There were so many problems… which, at the time, I was willing to overlook because of how much I loved B&W photos, and how quickly I could get them in my hands. But, if I could do it over again, I’d use a TMAX or a TRI-X pure B&W film. I’d also not use the flash so much and I’d invest heavily in Research In Motion.

Their band actually got fairly successful on the Southern Ontario bar circuit. Including several shows at the legendary Horseshoe Tavern, where they once opened for English Beat. That’s Sue on the left… Sue was fantastically hot. I had a thing for Sue, but she was dating someone… whoops, damn, I think my dog just died again.

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Almost Like Art | Exposed Peppers

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There are no digital effects here, these peppers are in a plastic tupperware dish, sitting on a white counter top. The flash light from the nearby window was diffused through the plastic and voila, peppers floating in nothing.

Technical Stuff: The biggest problem with pocket-sized digital cameras is how close the flash is to the lens. Using the flash generally means any and every subject will be washed-out. The easiest remedy for this is to fix a piece of tissue over the flash. I use a the paper cup part of a cupcake… but for this shot I used full flash didn’t use flash at all. I don’t keep a logbook, but I just realized since I used the multiple exposure option (three consecutive shots) I couldn’t have used the flash. Crazy.

Generally any experimentation I do with my camera lasts barely a day and most of the time no more than a shot. I think, to really get into that level of photography, you have to see something worthy on the other side… it’s a place I’ve thought about going, but there’s a level of commitment to Art I’ve never been able to maintain.

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