Thanksgiving An Election And Health Care

It’s Thanksgiving in Canada today, and tomorrow we vote for a new federal government. Election dates in Canada are selected by our Prime Minister whenever he’s ready to give’r so the timing is a coincidence, but taking a day off to think things over with family and friends seems like something which should be written into the Elections Act.

Canada’s elections are not events which normally get a lot of “Press” in other countries. And I’m not sure why they should be, other than Canadians watch a lot of foreign news and we like it when our name pops up.

Unless there’s a referendum being held in Quebec about whether they should leave the Federation, selecting a new Prime Minister and governing party usually gets a minute on BBC World and a few American national shows. Otherwise, politically, we’re just another face in the photo taken at the end of the annual G8 conference.

Sigh… yes, as one of only a very few country’s with a GDP over a trillion dollars ($1.4T) Canada* has one of the largest economies on the planet. I think sometimes we even forget that.

The “economy” turned into an issue during this election, of course. But not ours… the Canadian economy is not being substantially effected by the credit and mortgage crisis in Europe and America. However, because we receive a substantial amount of American news programming and Canadian news outlets cover American and European issues all those 72-point bold headlines made it seem as though every second Canadian homeowner was eating dog food and living on a street corner.

But that’s politics — take a headline and turn it into your cause, not policy.

Setting health care policy is not within the jurisdiction of the federal government, for example, but it becomes a political issue in every federal election because it’s easy for whomever is in opposition to accuse the current government of wanting your children to get cancer. And as they do every year, so did they again this year.

But beyond supplying some cash every once in a while the Constitution says the ten provincial governments are in charge of funding and setting health care policy in Canada, not the federal government.

The problem with a system as retarded as this, of course, is each “Canadian” only gets to vote for one of those ten provincial governments. So drugs and tests made free and available to me in Ontario are expensive and unavailable in other provinces.

This is something we mostly ignore. This year the federal opposition parties decided the health care issue they most wanted to talk about was the shortage of family doctors in Canada.

Family doctors in Canada are considered by the Provinces, in a very convoluted manner, to be businesses… basically contractors working for the Province. So between 1991 and 2000 the Provinces decided the Doctor Industry was too expensive and there were too many of them.

To break the back of Big Doctor the Provinces limited enrolment to their medical schools, reduced enrolment for foreign students by almost 15%, made it harder for graduates from one province to work in another, then made it harder for doctors to get paid and actually cut salaries.

As a result there has been an actual net loss of Canadian doctors to the United States… there are more than 12,000 Canadian doctors working in the United States today thanks to those various improvements to the Canadian Health Care “industry”. Coincidentally most analysts will tell you Canada is currently short 12,000 to 15,000 doctors.

According to a research paper published in 2007 by the Canadian Medical Association Journal, “unlike people in the United States, nearly all Canadians (97%) [in the 1990’s] ha[d] a family physician; however, nearly 1 in 3 Canadians surveyed in 2002 reported difficulty finding a regular family physician or seeing their family physician when needed. Over half of Canadians surveyed in 2002 said it was “very” or “somewhat” difficult to see a specialist. Access problems are worse for rural Canadians.”

According to the current opposition all of this, of course, is the fault of the current government which is made up of a political party which only formed a few years ago.

I live in rural Canada and I have a family doctor. I guess I lucked out because he stopped taking new patients a few months after he took me on. But it still takes three months to get an appointment.

The entire health care system in Canada needs to be fixed, but fixing it within the framework which exists now means getting ten Premiers from any of three main provincial political parties to agree to the changes offered by a Prime Minister none of them have any allegiance towards. And every time a Prime Minister has tried to get all ten of them around a table for any reason it degenerates quickly into a game of “lets gouge the federal government”.

Because the Premiers know the PM will be seen to be at fault for any failure, they’ll do everything they can to get as much money as they can from him, but without any promises to spend it on what they’re receiving it for. A few years ago, for example, the Federal Government gave the Provinces billions for health care, but most of the Premiers spent the money on random “infrastructure” projects.

So our federal election is being decided based on an economic crisis our banking system is unaffected by, and a provincial issue which the federal government is not allowed to interfere with under our Constitution.

It’s actually not surprising our elections don’t get covered in other countries.

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This past weekend was Canada’s Thanksgiving. It’s a pure harvest festival, and although we do eat a lot of turkey, ham and stuffing, ours is not related to the more religious equivalent in the United States. We didn’t have Pilgrims or Puritans, we had the Voyageur and the Habitant… which meant more Tavernes and beer and less Churches and wine.

According to Wiki the actual date was set by a government proclamation in 1957 as “A Day of General Thanksgiving to Almighty God for the bountiful harvest with which Canada has been blessed… to be observed on the 2nd Monday in October.” But it goes back to 1578 when Martin Frobisher, a European explorer trying to find a northern passage to the Orient, stopped to give thanks for making it across the Atlantic.

Of course the harvest festival in Canada goes back about another 8,000 to 10,000 years but aboriginal issues, including their health care — which is actually a federal responsibility, weren’t on the agenda this election.

So this year I’m thankful my Lithium is free, for a health care system which allows me to recover in the safety net of paid disability, for the health of my family and the fact that no matter what party wins tomorrow’s election there’s no chance they can screw up this country in ways that can’t be fixed in the next one.

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* 2007 GDP ($Trillions) of the G8 Nations plus China:
Russia: $1.2; Canada: $1.4; Italy: $2.1; France: $2.5; UK: $2.7; China: $3.2; Germany: $3.3; Japan: $4.3; USA: $13.8

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Scrum Time On The Hill

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That’s former Fisheries Minister and Liberal MP David Anderson being called out by a reporter during a post-Question Period scrum. There are two types of reporter on Parliament, the yellows and the blues. I was a blue. The yellows are the lifers, they never leave The Hill until it’s their time to die. The blues are the day-passers. I wanted to be a yellow, but I had enough blues to realize the yellows never had any fun. They wait around all day for a twenty minute game of gotcha, then home to the bottle. Or the trophy wife. Whatever.

Technical Stuff: This was the first year I had the Minolta. I was using flash, which is why the people in the foreground are so washed out while David and the reporter are just perfectly lit. The arm in the green jacket to the lower left belongs to the press secretary for then Industry Minister John Manley, who I was there to interview for something that probably seemed important enough to walk the three blocks…

I took every opportunity to get out of the office the paper I worked for rented. It was actually a decent sized cubicle with a good view of downtown Ottawa, and the people were mostly nice enough, but I hated being on the phone. The publisher really liked me so I got a lot of the leeway with stories the other reporters might have wanted if they had been paying attention. But they weren’t, so I got to cover Parliament Hill and they got to be on the phones.

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Self Portraits I Can Barely Tolerate 002

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The only reason I was able to take this shot was because of the quality of the drugs they had injected into my face. My dentists prescribe to this wondrous new ideal of “no pain clinics”. Which is exactly as simple and perfect as it sounds. Without the injections my hands are curling and pulling the pockets off my pants. With the injections I can think clearly enough to frame this photo perfectly.

Technical Stuff: I set my pocket digital to “multiple exposures”, so basically a series of three shots. The first series came out with just my dentist in the frame with my face. Then the dental assistant decided to help out and took the camera and took a shot, which came out pretty cool but it’s just my giant head and the dentists hands. It looks posed. Then, after looking at my first three shots, I took a second series of three and this was the second shot. The only reason this shot works at all is because of that light attached to her head.

My dentists are exceptionally patient with me. My dentists are also exceptionally hot. Like magazine cover hot. Seriously… like, seriously there is no way your dentist has hair that freaking sexy. The only guy-dentist they have in this clinic has the hands of a twelve-year old. I don’t think I’ve done anything in my lifetime to deserve dentistry like this so I’m totally expecting to be tasered to death while holding tomorrow’s winning lotto ticket. Seriously… check my pockets after it happens, it’ll be there.

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Just Another Hand Of God

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This was a pretty remarkable day for cloudscapes… weird, I had no idea cloudscapes was an actual word. Cloudscapes are occasionally cool, and really easy to shoot but… there’s something weird about getting a feeling where it’s absolutely necessary to take my camera out, point and click and capture a cloudscape. Cloudscapes. How messed up is that?

Technical Stuff: The only modification I made to this photo was smudging the name of my village from the sign so I don’t have more people showing up on my doorstep asking for help moving their fridge. Actually… just to be clear, I don’t modify my photos. I might crop the occasional one, but I never change the colours, add to the photo or take elements out. It’s hard enough using a digital camera and telling people I’m a “photographer”, if I were also using software to modify the image I’d have to call myself a “photo technician”, and nobody ever left a bar with a “photo technician” to have a weekend of sex and coke.

Seriously, photography is meant to be the most basic and honest art form… I’m not suggesting photos deliver a Truth, just that when photos are at their least modified they’re at their most honest and if someone uses software to modify a photo the image is no longer a photograph. It’s something else entirely.

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Almost Like Art | Warming Up For The Show

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I took this with my Big Boy Camera using film which needed to be processed in a machine which spat out a thin but long strip of plastic holding the colour images. It took a whole hour to get the 4×6 prints from the nice people who took long lessons in order to control the massive machine… A. Whole. Hour. Can you imagine?

Technical Stuff: Digital photography has been a truly wondrous development which has enabled people, as a collective, to take more photos in a single year than have ever been taken before in the history of the medium. Thanks to dirt cheap digital online/offline storage and the zero-cost of taking digital images, I have an archival and retrieval system of unlimited size. Which is wonderful. Except the resolution quality of even the best digital photos suck and there’s zero guarantee the technology or format used to create those images will be around in five years, which means at some point I’ll have to convert all of my images into at least one, but probably several new formats over my lifetime.

This photo was taken in The Rivoli on Queen St. in Toronto just before my friends performed on Halloween Night. They had a punk band which actually did very well for a couple of years. I really want to crop the right side so the shirts aren’t showing, but I find the photo looks lopsided without that space. This was taken using a Minolta Maxxum 450si with a 50mm lens and 800ASA film. It was the first time I really shot them using ambient lighting. I really should have done that more often.

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Revenge Of The Itsy Bitsy Spider

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It’s supposed to look like the spider killed me. Which it probably could have done… it was so still I thought it had died in mid-stride, so I tapped on it’s yellow ass and it scurried about three inches, then stopped. I was going to do a self-portrait with my head where my hand is, but I thought I was already pushing my luck with the tapping thing. Still… it does look like the spider is the one walking away from the fight.

Technical Stuff: Whoever had the stunning idea a digital camera should be produced without a fixed focus capability was, more likely than not, Satan… or Dan Carp, who has been the CEO of Kodak since 2000. If you look closely you’ll see a little orange stone… it’s actually not hard to miss, it’s the only fucking thing in sharp focus. My fingers and the spider are almost there, but the patch of ground around the fucking stone is what the camera focused on.

I’ve ranted about this before… but on another blog… which I shut down months ago. Which means it’s totally cool to be reusing its content. Here’s the basics… the old-school viewfinder on a pocket digital camera is useless. Like tits on a bull useless. So in order to get the focus right we have to use the screen on the back. But if the subject is a spider walking across the driveway, and you want a full frontal shot, how likely is it you’ll lay down in the dirt, hold the camera an inch off the ground and contort your neck so you can see the frigging screen? Plus, the freaking thing is moving… which means if you want to hold focus you have to hold the trigger half down and, as you’re moving the camera, blindly guess if the bugger is in the focal plane?!? Tits. On. A. Bull.

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